so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Randomize
