I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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