im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
the liver wants what the liver wants
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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