If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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