id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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