He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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