This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Four minutes until I can fart!
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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