David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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