Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
