Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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