i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
