Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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