whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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