is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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