But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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