We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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