Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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