I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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