guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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