I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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