Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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