Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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