ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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