The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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