I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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