the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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