I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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