I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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