I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He passed out mid-signature
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
