Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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