is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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