I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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