He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
this will be a night to untag.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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