Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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