Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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