God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
