I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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