have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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