where am i from again
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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