It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
she pinky promised me she was 18
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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