Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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