the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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