So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I am naked and annoyed.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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