And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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