So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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