My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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