Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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