yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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