me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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