'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
