I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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