ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
this hospital has no fireball
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Randomize
