So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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