So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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