Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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