is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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