Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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